I'm in the money, I'm in the money!... it didn't happen over night.... First, they tried to make me go to Port Headland and get a job in the mines and reel in some big bucks, my application was succesful, but shortly after I arrived I was terminated for licking my bits on the job and thanks to the IR laws, i didn't stand a chance... FACT; two sets of legs isn't considered better then one. I was back to square one and feeling down in the dumps and the writers block for my first novel was like a metal curtain draped over me and the come downs from all the disco biscuits causing me severe anxiety... I didn't know who to turn to or where to run. They tried to build a contraption to harness the power of my ball chasing to generate power for the house, that way i could contribute in some way, but the technology is still a long way away. Thats when I turned to poker, in my first night I came up trumps!! I think the secret was in the poise of my poker face. I went straight to the butchers and bought a string of sausages and 6 tbone steaks... they were delicious! Anyway.. I've been reading through 'the only way to stop smoking permananently' and thought i would share some notes from the very last page with you, as requested pre departure...
"You have joined the millions of other ex-smokers who thought that they could never get free but who have finally escaped from the slavery of nicotine addiction. Congratulations!!
You can now enjoy the rest of your life as a happy non-smoker. In order to make sure that you do, you need to follow these simple instructions:
1. Keep this book... (thats why I'm reading it to you, ya left it!)
2. If you ever start to envy a another smoker, realize that they will be envious of you. You are not being deprived. They are.
3.Remember you did not enjoy being a smoker. Thats why you stopped. You do enjoy being a non smoker.
4. Never doubt your decision never to smoke again. You know its the correct decision.
5. If you ever start thinking 'shall I have a ciggerette?' remember that there is no such thing as 'one'. So the question you really need to ask is ' do I want to become a smoker again, all day, everyday, sticking those things in my mouth and setting light to them?' The answer: ' NO! THANKGOODNESS IM FREE!!' "
Anyway, possoms, thats all from me for now,
Kurtie and Lizzie send heaps of love too!
Take care, hope your meeting lots of crazy locals and making many mystery tours...
Love always
Soph
XXO
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