YAY! My waistline's back!

Thats all, just letting you know, comming into summer and I 'm back in shape! It was nothing a few extra trips to the park couln't fix.

My anal glands are cleansed!

Hi there,
Just letting you know i'm in good health... visited the docs yesterday and apart from making comments to induice an eating disorder AND telling me that ball throwing wasn't helping my joints and should be cut down to 3-4 throws!!!??? ...she also removed in ingrown hair, cleaned out my anal glands (fresh), gave me some cream and shampoo for my allergy and gave me a wormer. Hey Johnno and Lind... do you remember when I took my last heartworm tablet, i forgot? Anyway, Lizzie said she would take me to a pump class. See you round like a bicycle.
XXO

My latest flinger...

He is so patient and still AND he's cashed up, I'll never have to worry about putting biscuits on the table again!

Why are we waiting...

Slowly dehydrating, oh why are we wai...ai...ting for johno;nLinda to post... us an email....
di di dee doo di da da...

Sophies Poker Face

zero pack a day poker Sophie

I'm in the money, I'm in the money!... it didn't happen over night.... First, they tried to make me go to Port Headland and get a job in the mines and reel in some big bucks, my application was succesful, but shortly after I arrived I was terminated for licking my bits on the job and thanks to the IR laws, i didn't stand a chance... FACT; two sets of legs isn't considered better then one. I was back to square one and feeling down in the dumps and the writers block for my first novel was like a metal curtain draped over me and the come downs from all the disco biscuits causing me severe anxiety... I didn't know who to turn to or where to run. They tried to build a contraption to harness the power of my ball chasing to generate power for the house, that way i could contribute in some way, but the technology is still a long way away. Thats when I turned to poker, in my first night I came up trumps!! I think the secret was in the poise of my poker face. I went straight to the butchers and bought a string of sausages and 6 tbone steaks... they were delicious! Anyway.. I've been reading through 'the only way to stop smoking permananently' and thought i would share some notes from the very last page with you, as requested pre departure...

"You have joined the millions of other ex-smokers who thought that they could never get free but who have finally escaped from the slavery of nicotine addiction. Congratulations!!

You can now enjoy the rest of your life as a happy non-smoker. In order to make sure that you do, you need to follow these simple instructions:

1. Keep this book... (thats why I'm reading it to you, ya left it!)
2. If you ever start to envy a another smoker, realize that they will be envious of you. You are not being deprived. They are.
3.Remember you did not enjoy being a smoker. Thats why you stopped. You do enjoy being a non smoker.
4. Never doubt your decision never to smoke again. You know its the correct decision.
5. If you ever start thinking 'shall I have a ciggerette?' remember that there is no such thing as 'one'. So the question you really need to ask is ' do I want to become a smoker again, all day, everyday, sticking those things in my mouth and setting light to them?' The answer: ' NO! THANKGOODNESS IM FREE!!' "

Anyway, possoms, thats all from me for now,
Kurtie and Lizzie send heaps of love too!
Take care, hope your meeting lots of crazy locals and making many mystery tours...
Love always
Soph
XXO

Last night a DJ saved my life...

Nothing much to report, just my old disco self really... enjoying the night life, the scene in Melbourne piddles all over sydney really and my staffi looks/lockjaw reputation has been opening doors all over the joint. Ive started smoking the ocasional ciggerette and am really enjoying tequilla sunrises at the mo. everythings fine, nothing to report same old soph. See you on the dance floor babys. ciou ciou. XXO

Hello there Johnno and Lind,

Well, I've resigned to the fact that you've gone on holidays without me!

Alls well here, Kurtie and Lizzie have taken me out paddling on the Yarra and lotsa walks. There friend Robbie says I should be eating chicken necks and wings- so we might try that soon.

The house has been very busy with some visitors Bec and her two boys Iggy and Felix (4 & 6), Felix is a little weary of me, but Iggy has invited me to his 5th birthday party.

I haven't been able to put up any photos- coz I'm not sure how to yet??? Let me know if you have any suggestions??

Lizzie has quit her job!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GLAD! and started a new job as a team leader for a Green Corps team in Yarra bend park, the team doesn't start for a month, so she might go to far north Quensland with Kurtie for a week, Yay!!

The Toucan looked delicous, do they eat them with a sweet sauce or spicy?

Lizzie said to say THANKYOU so much for leaving me and the ute, its been beaut! Hope your having a great time.

I'll let you know how the novels going next time, up to chapter 2.

Till soon...

Sophie
XXO

June 2, 2007 6:27 PM

sophie settles in......

Hi Gallagher,
tsk tsk, i am dissapointed by your negatism, any dog who can read, write and set up a blog in my book is amazing... these paws weren't made for your traditional keyboard you know. I am missing Johnno and Lind but enjoying my stay with Kurto and Lizzie they are WONDERFUL, great, intelligent, kind, really really good looking etc etc and have some great connections in the petshop/dog food industry. Lizzie has been impressed by my sheer determination and stamina when it comes to ball fetching and has worked out how to avoid getting slobbered on when ball throwing, which she has been really really pleased about.
Hope alls well in your worlds, better get back to work on my first novel, should be out in December, i'm playing around with the title 'Staffordshire terror', its an emotional story, a tail of betrayal, loss, abandonment and rekindled love, biscuits, freedom, shock, family, romance, murder, drama, passion, a journey of friendship and a twist... stay tuned..
Lotsa love
Sophia Lauren
XXO

The joys of technology

Howdy,

Well, its been a big week. You know things are good when your singing bohemian rhapsody on a verandah overlooking the city late on a wednesday night. I made a compromise and fetched sticks instead of balls and that was okay. Kurto and Lizzie took me to see his holiness the Dalai Lama today, amongst other things, he confirmed my suspicions that dogs, cats and horses were more appreciative then humans and mosquito's.

Gotta berl,

Till soon,
Soph
XXO

Abandoned in Melbourne

My selfish parents have abandoned me in melbourne while they cruise around Europe. Luckily Lizzie and Kurt are fantastic and are making me feel very welcome. The trip here was very long and I spent most of it on the floor. In deniliquin they made me ride in the back of the ute after I rolled in shit. They let me in the front again after a wash in the Murray at Mildura.